Top Ten Sexiest Comic Book Robots
 
A tribute to the ten sexiest robots to ever grace the pages of a comic book. It's a unisex list, so there's something for the ladies and something for the fellas, provided they're into robots. I've cheated a couple places by including three cyborgs — can you guess which ones? (Here's a hint: If his name is "Cyborg", that's a good sign.)
 

10.) Astroman (Madman)

Well, he's a robot clone of Madman, who's pretty much the hottest re-animated, yo-yo-slinging superhero around. That's got to count for something.
 
 

9.) Red Tornado (Justice League of America)

An independently thinking android with a body the ladies die for. And look at that arrow. It directs your eyes toward the dreamy shadows where his eyes should be. Just watch out for his lower half. Get him too excited and there goes your trailer home.
 
 

8.) Cyborg (Teen Titans)

Technically, he's part machine, but he's all man in my book! Victor Stone was a teen runaway raised on the streets to become a superhero powerhouse. Probably the only comic character to use the word "witch" as a term of endearment.
 
 

7.) Velocity (Cyberforce)

Which robo-person to choose from the many machine folks in Cyberforce? (Is that comic still published?) Velocity wins hands-down for level of cuteness (sorry, Ripclaw) and least age-appropriate body. Isn't she, like, sixteen in the comics?
 
 

6.) Motherboard (Wildguard)

She's a living computer, and (clearly) a living doll. But she didn't make the cut for the Wildguard. If you're not reading Wildguard, there's really no excuse.

 
 

5.) Machine Man / X-51 (Avengers, X-51, Earth X, etc.)

Whether he has a face or not, X-51 can't hide his unbelievable hunkiness. Plus, his limbs can stretch, if you catch my drift.
 
 

4.) Ladytron (WildC.A.T.s)

Undoubtedly the sexiest robot-punk-reformed criminal in comics' history. (And a pretty good band, too.) I'm a sucker for a girl with a metallic lower jaw.
 
 

3.) Platinum (Metal Men)

The prettiest of the Metal Men, and one of the most precious metals. Who else looks as cute with a little bullet-shaped hat on her head? Some of the other Metal Men could have easily made the list, but I didn't want too many representatives from the same team.
 
   

2.) Robotman (Doom Patrol)

Cliff Steele is the man! He's a former race car driver, a tough-as-nails superhero, and he talks like The Thing trying to fit in at a beatnik convention: "We shook those mooks like maracas, but they kept zipped, Cracklehead." (What?)
 
 

1.) Jocasta (Avengers)

Now, that, friends, is a female robot! She was created by Ultron to be his mate. (I guess robots need love, too.) Her design and personality were based on the Wasp. She eventually broke free of Ultron and joined the Avengers for some adventuring good times. Even hooked up with Machine Man (see # 5) for a short while. But the party was over when Jocasta sacrificed herself in an attempt to destroy Ultron. Beautiful, and self-sacrificing. Rest in peace, Jocasta. Rest in peace.
 
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